Met Bal 2012 – The Red Carpet

Oh yes, you know how I love a good fashion police from the Red Carpet’s.

Plus, sometimes, celebrities make it so easy, I can’t help myself.

Let’s start with the good ones, shall we?

Anja Rubik in Anthony Vaccarello
Oh yes, this one will be controversial. I have to say I find this beautiful, and Anthony Vaccarello is definitly a MASTER in the art of cutting dresses. On the other hand, NO ONE else than Anja can pull it off.

Anna Wintour in Prada
Yes, the Devil DOES wear Prada and here’s the proof. I find this pretty and kind of scary at the same time (what is that strange detail? It looks like the hand of a monster, but anyway… – apparently it’s a LOBSTER) Even by wearing Prada, I feel like she came out of her confort zone, +1!

Diane Kruger in Prada
The top is very loose and simple, and the bottom huge and crazy, the perfect combination. The color looks perfect on her. Great choice of necklace. 10/10 Kruger (ok, -1 for the color of the clutch, I wouldn’t match those two together…)

Gwyneth Paltrow in Prada
HOW HOT! One of my favorite outfit of the night. Everithing is perfect! The cut is simple but so chic. And I absolutely LOVE the detail on the pocket of the dress, how cool?

Jessica Stam in John Galliano for Dior Haute Couture
Love the baroque inspiration, amazing dress! And the arm parties are partying just fine!

Marina Abramovic in Givenchy Haute Couture
You know how I love a women dressed in a black suit. With the little pink and feminine clutch, that was just fine to me. And what better accessories than the beautiful James Franco at your arm, right? (no,no, mens are not objetcs, I know,…)

Renée Zellweger in Emilio Pucci
WOW. How beautiful! And that insane open back. I’m in love with that dress, she looks prefect!

Sarah Jessica Parker in Valentino
Even though it kind of looks like a nightgown, I really love it, and the print. Plus, it is SO her! (I couldn’t really see other people wearing this…) but seriously, WHY the matching shoes?

Solange Knowles in Rachel Roy
Solange is rocking it (as always…) I always love her outfits, and here again, it’s great. Love the color, that matches her skin to perfection, and the shape. Her accessories were really well chosen, and her hair, come on her hair! I LOVE it!

Ready for the worst?
The same question remains, should they kill their stylist/hairdresser? 

Amber Heard in Zac Posen
Oh yes, he did it again. After the awful look of Kelly Osbourne for the Golden Globe (when she looked like a blue octopus), here is another victim of his wierd creation. Sadly for her, the color is even worse. (Did he go with her to make sure she wouldn’t take it off and run away?)

Cameron Diaz in Stella Mc Cartney
Hello, today I chose to wear something that makes my figure look really bad, like if I had gain 10 kilos!

Chloé Sevigny in Miu Miu
Great job for the dress and the shoes. OK, now where is your hairdresser? Why would you ever let anyone do this to do? It’s a crime!


Dakota Fanning in Louis Vuitton
Couldn’t choose what to wear, I let my grandma pick it for me. Obviously,  she didn’t remember: 1- my age, 2- in what era we were in…

Greta Gerwig in Prabal Gurung
All right, here’s the question: how can something can be that pretty in the back (an open back is always pretty, right?) and THAT ugly in the front? HELP!

Jaime King in Topshop
Topshop is ok on a red carpet only if it’s by Mary Katrantzou. Plus, there is a real taste problem here. The color + the fabric + the print + the ruffles, not doing it for me! Girl, I like you way better with the outfits you wear in Hart of Dixie (so similar to Louis Vuitton S/S 2012)


Kristen Dunst in Rodarte
Hey there! Tonight I wanted to dress like my grandma. Well done Kristen, you did it! (Honestly, I kind of like the design, but not on a red carpet)

Lana Del Rey in Joseph Altuzarra
It seems that Lana Del Rey is 6 months too late, no, it wasn’t Halloween my dear. And your dracula costume is not that appropriate.  What’s up with that cape anyway!?


Mary Kate Olsen in The Row
Oh god, I still don’t get it. Hey, how about looking FREAKING SCARY at the Met Bal tonight? Well, if that was the goal, good job.

Melania Trump in Marc Bouwer Couture
“I have a serious relationship with my sunbed, it’s a real passionate story”

And that’s it guys!
So now, tell me, which one is your favorite, and your least favorite? 🙂



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