So this is a usual, and honestly, I never get tired of it.
So here we go, with the best and the worst of this year’s Golden Globe red carpet
Halle Berry in Atelier Versace
Halle, why on hearth would you choose that dress? The design is pretty good, but please, what is that fabric! Kind of hideous if you ask me. And what the hell are you trying to do with your leg? Going all Angelina style or what?
Helena Bonham Carter in Dolce&Gabbana
Dear Helena, the Harry Potter movies are over for a while now. Since then, you do not have to dress like Bellatrix Lestrange anymore. Thank you
Jessica Chastain in Calvin Klein
First of all, this hairdo looks like there is some real hair problem on the top of her head. Or am I the only who sees it? And the front is this dress is everything but flattering her figure. BIG no
“HELP! LOOKS LIKE SOME CRAZY FAN JUMP ON THE RED CARPET. SHE LOOKS EXTREMELY WIERD, WEARING SOME KIND OF NIGHTGOWN WITH A NAPKIN ON TOP OF IT. OVER”
Jodie Foster in Giorgio Armani
Jodie Foster, I honestly really like you and admire your talent. But for heaven’s sake, hire a new stylist. You look like a mermaid that got lost and found her way on the red carpet.
Tina Fey in L’Wren Scott
That dress. EW. Vomit.
Lena Dunham in Zac Posen
Lena, why, WHY! You do not have the best figure, you know it, and you’re pretty funny about it in Girls. But you can DEFINITLY do better than this!
Hayden Panettiere in Roberto Cavalli
Hayden don’t get me wrong, your dress is beautiful. But why on earth do you look like a 45 years old women who used way too much bottox!?
Eva Longoria in Emilio Pucci
Eva going all Angelina like, just like Halle Berry. Can’t decide if I do like her dress or not, but I do believe it belongs in the best ones.
Anne Hathaway in Chanel
Just flawless! And that hair cut looks just MAGNIFICENT on her. 15/10
Heidi Klum being her beautiful, usual self.
Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murhad
For once, JLO doesn’t do too much, not too over the top. And it fits her, looking good guurrrl
Kristen Bell in Jenny Packham
Dear Kristen, you look lovely, don’t get me wrong. But are you pregnant? If you are, congratulations. If you’re not, go straight to your stylist and kill her, right now. But again, I DO love the dress
Lea Michele in Elie Saab
As usual, Lea looking really cute and beautiful
Marion Cotillard in Dior
Well, I believe that’s a first! Marion Cotillard in my best! And again, I disagree with the usual critics. I read people didn’t like her outfit, but I love it. She looks just perfect. Not over the top princess like she usually does. Chic and simple, yet stylish and fresh. Lovely hair do by the way
Michelle Dockery in Alexandre Vauthier
Pretty lady, I do not know who you are, but I do love your dress
Nicole Richie in Naeem Kahn
Rachel Weisz in Louis Vuitton
Plain beauty. Very chic, yet a little sexy. Very appropriate. I simply love it! The retro hairdo couldn’t have been a better match
Simplicity is sometimes all we need. Rosario’s dress fits her like a glove, and even though it’s simple, I find her very sexy. Good job
Probably because he was the best accessory to match any dress. And I do not understand why nobody thought of it! He then had to go all by himself. Poor little cutie. Come to mama